He's a student, and his interests include video games and reading.
God fucking dammit! Favourite answer. Cartman is one of four central characters in South Park, along with Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick. And you won't even be friends with her! Now I definitely should water some fields... Oh wow, cool. He looks frustrated and just says, "Uh—n—never—mind. He has a green hat, and he wants the world to stop talking about ninjas.
And I will not be humiliated! Yeah dude, we made you your own Facebook page. Cartman 'Cause people think I'm cool, dude. Favorite Answer. I need your help, though, you fucking asshole! Relationship status? Get answers by asking now. He's pacing the floor mad at himself. This is seriously an amazing gathering place where people from all over the world can share their thoughts and ideas. Holy crap! i'm no longerthe cool kid. Everyone should have one Facebook friend. According to the creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, they thought it would be impossible to put a character like Archie Bunker on late-20th century television. What's going down, Jew-Boy? And…and then…and then he needed some advice. According to your Facebook page. There he is.
Delete! Your profile is one of the most powerful in all of Facebook. I'm homeless!
Al the boys worried about being beaten up... Stan: "we need to get ourselves some protection?
Cartman.
Eric Theodore Cartman, often referred to just by his surname, is a main character in the animated television series South Park, created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, and voiced by Parker. My Facebook profile went rogue, Dad.
"I mean. Absolutely humiliating! scared, eric cartman, naked, nude, cartman # scared # eric cartman # naked # nude # cartman. My farm hasn't expanded in three days! The kid that calls me fat every day. ", "Yeah. Mom, Dad, my best friend Kyle?
Uhhh, I'm gonna count five in my five box.
My teeth grit angrily at the thought. Goddamnit my Facebook profile has taken on a life of its own!
And now…now I'm walking up to him because I need his advice and a place to stay because my mom just died. You've gotta go check out my profile status! I'm gonna have to put you on the game grid. The Ultravibe Pleasure 2000. Cartman: Yeah, well I sneaked around my mum's closet too and saw what I'm getting. ", "As long as he doesn't call my mom a bitch." Thank you for reminding me. "No. I've got my backpack and there's not much I can hurt you with.". How the hell do you have more friends than me?
Could you tell me what the hell's going on?
Stan walks up to me during the school break and asks, "Why were you talking to Cartman? You should check mine out too! Girls would really want to ape around with me then .
And I tricked him! 16 Answers. And then he was rollin' on the floor laughin'!
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'Kay, so now just click on the little soil button... 'Kay, it says you and I are now very good friends.
Screw you guys.
"Were—were you crying?" Well Kyle, then what you have to do is go outside the normal circles and try to make friends with people who've never heard of Kip. What have I fucking got?
Tom Davis says hello to Linda Green's profile. I know your mom just died and all, but if you do anything against me—", "You don't have to worry about that, Kyle.
You know Kip spent the morning at the boy's farm? But the truth is, as long as you have that Kip Drordy loser as a Facebook friend, people view your friendship as a liability.
All that's going through my head is, Why is that fat fuck suddenly smiling at me? I had to go into the circuitry and do battle with it.
I know he can tell I was, too, which is humiliating.
I don't know if I should believe him, but he looks pretty beaten up. Uh huh.
So do you think I should help him?"
I don't wanna see anymore! I'm crying and he doesn't believe me. And my mom's dead. "Oh. Thanks for all the fucking support.
I just got that because Kyle-.
And you'd BETTER change your relationship status to "In a relationship"!
You will play the game for the amusement of the users! I mean. And I'm not sure why.
So I let my smile go, and then just look at him impassively. Hey, Cartman." Lv 5. Daten über Ihr Gerät und Ihre Internetverbindung, darunter Ihre IP-Adresse, Such- und Browsingaktivität bei Ihrer Nutzung der Websites und Apps von Verizon Media.
Kyle: Wow, that's a lot of semen Cartman.
", Stan looks surprised.
Cartman: Why thankyou Miss Polly Pissy-Pants, have another cup of tea. Answer Save. Dude, who the hell wants to play Yahtzee? Kyle: What? I'm not getting sucked into that! Yeah well I saw your page, Stan! 1 Comments. Well sooo... are you gonna add me as a friend? He looked really beat up when he came to me, dude.
Why do you think I brought you in here? Mr. Kitty ran away. He's looking for some new friends. South Park - Breast Cancer Show Ever [S12E09] Source video - Top clips - Next line quiz. You give girls pictures of you in bunny outfits?! We're supposed to be out playing video games. Wow, there's a lot of profiles here. Hey, so... do you wanna be Facebook friends?
25 Answers.
;) ;) ;)? Yes or-" Yes!
I just wanna know, is that all I am? I don't wanna get sucked into this!
Miss Polly Pissy-Pants (Voiced by Cartman): Why no Eric, I don't think you're fat at all. Miss Polly Pissy-Pants (Voiced by Cartman): Why no Eric, I don't think you're fat at all. Hey, Kyle Broflovski's amazed Isiah is also a Facebook friend of Stan's.
you don't have tosay anything. Relationship stat- I didn't even pay any attention to that-. He just made me close my eyes and suck it out of a hose. Stan: 'Cause I looked in my parents' closet last night.
I just really need some advice right now.
I think they're at the movies now. You cannot stop it now. "Dude. Copy URL . Have you ever heard of chatroulette? That would be totally humiliating. Because I do. Hello? Gary Johnson thinks the pictures are fantastic! Yeah, but now you can be friends with all of us! School is almost over. 2 2 0... Show all comments.
Just bring up my Facebook page and see what it says my status is! I am the coolest kid in this town, even though in my head I don't think that, and I know Kyle definitely doesn't think I'm cool.
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Randy Marsh is at work right now. Alright, Dad, I'll add Grandma as a friend. Alright alright, enough! Hey Stan, my computer says we're not friends anymore?
Do you think i'm cool?? How the hell do you have more friends than me?
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"Cartman asked you for advice? Eric Cartman, southpark - the greatest charecter ever - what's your favorite Cartman moment / Quote?? Oh. An online chat party for all his friends... Dude, I should get over there! Lv 5. The user or the profile? Damnit I should have deleted you a long time ago! "You? ", "Dude. What if he's setting you up? Kyle Broflovski's amazed Stan has so many Facebook friends.
It's amazing! Cartman: Don't have a dad, Mike. Because it, honestly, looks really freaking smiling.
Stan reminds me flatly. Everybody just shut up! This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do, but ending a friendship... is never easy. Dad, it's just a stupid click of a button, it takes two seconds! So instead I say, "You're…you're just really good at advice and stuff.". ", "Uh. ", "Yeah. "I think she'd be cool with it. I look at him, confused on why he is repeating a word I just said.
Ohh, he's taking out his penis. Like: Embed: Gif: Story: Story: Make Meme: Share: Copy the URL for easy sharing .
Uh, you're right. Oh okay.
That's better.
- No, no.
Well, Stan I have to harvest my crops before it's too late.
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do you like your Chilli Scott? I've got more friends than Ky-yle! And so does Kyle. Kyle Broflovski is bad friend stock. Probably.
Update: Al the boys worried about being beaten up... Stan: "we need to get ourselves some protection?" I don't know what to do. Is it true Oprah Winfrey is a shape shifter and that's how she obtained so much wealth. He's always a dick to you.
I mean, I do, but, well, ever since I became friends with that Kip Drordy kid, a bunch of my other friends have started ignoring me.