You want to torture someone? I don’t believe that at all.”, Ellen Barkin: Trump’s Base ‘Most Extreme Right Wingers Since the Nazis’, Ellen Barkin attends the Turner Upfront 2017 at The Theater at Madison Square Garden on May 17, 2017 in New York City. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. !” – Tyrese Gibson, Filed Under: Celebrity Quotes Tagged With: Bad Celebrity Quotes, don't repeat this, funny, Horrible, humor, Really Bad Celebrity Quotes, think before you speak.

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(VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images). All of them are awesome. That phrase is trademarked not to be used without permission of Ricky Bobby, Inc. Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006), 9 If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer. “We’re more popular than Jesus now.” – John Lennon on The Beatles.

— Bradley Whitford (@BradleyWhitford) August 4, 2019, D.L. Paparazzi, “The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.” – Mel Gibson, “I dealt with Gaddafi.

The people who need it most never use it.”—Anonymous, 37. Kimmel later insulted Lara Trump, the wife of Eric Trump, after she praised President Trump’s decision to pull U.S. troops out of Kurdish-controlled northern Syria in a Fox News interview. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. Hughely of ‘The D.L.

Saving Our Planet Must Come First,” Redford wrote: “Collusion, obstruction of justice, impeachment or not, greedy tax breaks, medical care for all or none, refugees seeking compassion at our borders — as a citizen, I care deeply about all these things.”, He added: “But I also fail to see how any of it will matter without a planet to live on. Cher: “If … “Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’”—Anonymous, 15. Tips.

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That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.”—Bob Hope, 69. “Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”—Oscar Wilde, 81. One day he tells me it’s my fault he saw other women.

Now that we have your attention, get our awesomely funny app from Apple App Store for free. “They’d also have to google, ‘Who is the heartless imbecile with lip injections on my TV right now’?” Kimmel joked. Of course, people make mistakes but some of them end up being a train-wreck, especially if you are a celebrity. (Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images), The Mötley Crüe frontman took to Twitter in August to repost a letter warning that supporters of President Trump would face “pay back” if the Democrats win back the White House. “Instead of the mahi mahi, may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry?”—Shelley Darlingson (Anna Faris), The House Bunny, 60. The science of climate change is backed by examples of the damage mankind has caused all around us, every day and everywhere. 22 Wild Quotes from NFL Party Boy Johnny Manziel, 15 of the Worst Things Donald Trump Said in 2015, 26 Cam Newton Quotes Before and After Super Bowl 50, Lord Knows: Best Scott Disick Quotes on Life, 20 Quotes From Celebs Explaining Why It Sucks To Be Famous Sometimes, 19 Top Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Quotes About Each Other, 14 Surprisingly Intelligent Quotes from Jersey Shore’s Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi, 8 Quotes That Prove Mariah Carey Might Be the Next Best Thing for Reality TV, Caleb Landry Jones – Hard Working Texan Goes Rogue. This makes perfect sense! “Never follow anyone else’s path. How ironic. Her eyes, her mouth. Easy Gluten-Free Mug Cakes To Satisfy Sweet Tooth Cravings Sans Guilt, 15 Inspiring, Uplifting Movies to Binge Watch on Netflix Right Now, The 26 Best Online Games to Play With Friends While Social Distancing, A Rogue Unmasking! City Slickers (1991), 17 I was married. That’s okay, that’s okay. I always felt this crazy connection to God…. That’s like slapping God across the face for giving you a gorgeous gift.” Superbad (2007), 6 – “I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper.

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“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”—Noel Coward, 100. So, some advice for the bros out there, don’t be like one of these celebrities below. What’s the answer? Share these funny celebrity quotes with your friends by sharing this post! “The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. Send us a message. Do not sell my personal information. The first funny celebrity quotes on the list and it’s a good one. Seriously.

One of of the most famous and often used quotes is “think before you speak.” That’s what is used in all of the arguments against some of the really bad celebrity quotes that are listed below. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?” – Heidi Montag, “@ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. (Brad Barket/Getty Images for Peabody), The Veep star posted a rallying call in October for Democrats to win back four seats in Virginia’s state legislature, declaring that such a result would ensure that women finally have “equal rights in the U.S. constitution.”, Women don’t have equal rights in the US Constitution? “What do you mean, he don’t eat no meat?

Check out if your favourite celebrity said something funny and made an entry into our list of hilarious celebrities quotes. Refresh your page, login and try again. Manage your GDPR consents by clicking here. Hand them an adorable baby they love who doesn’t sleep.”—Shonda Rimes, 96.

Mar 17, 2020 - Explore Magi Helena's board "Celebrity Quotes" on Pinterest. “I came to the conclusion an awfully long time ago that there is black and there is white, and we’re all somewhere in the middle in a wonderful mix of male and female,” Mirren said. “Truth hurts. Of course, people make mistakes but some of them end up being a train-wreck, especially if you are a celebrity. You’ve got to think for yourselves.

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conditions of our, Your use of this website constitutes and manifests your acceptance At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. Because it’s not too hot and not too cold. Whoops! It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.”—Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick), Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, 83. 1. “I’ll start with an intensive examination of your naughty bits.

They are consumed in 12 minutes. I’ve done it before in the shower.

It’s, like, so sexy.” – Ricky martin, “Hey @BarackObama… I don’t drink.

She beats the s**t out of me & runs free.” – Artie Lange tweeted when watching ESPN’s Cari Champion. Uncle Denzel: not his best moment, but almost. You seem to be logged out.

Stan Fields: “Describe your perfect date.”Cheryl: “That’s a tough one. “I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us.

“Good parenting means investing in your child’s future, which is why I am saving to buy mine a hoverboard someday.”—Lin-Manuel Miranda, 92.

So take off all [your] clothes [and] get back your big booties buts back into Big Daddy’s hot tub. Take a much-needed break from your day to check out these 101 funny quotes we found in stand-up comedy, books, plays, celebrity Twitter and interviews, as well as movies and TV shows, guaranteed to give you a quick chuckle. This is not a coincidence.”—Erma Bombeck, 77. “I love my country and it’s painful to see democracy being assaulted, institutions being assaulted and women being assaulted,” Barbra Streisand told Daily Mail. https://t.co/TAB5YafOQ0, — Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) September 14, 2019, Alec Baldwin Claims Russia Killed Jeffrey Epstein: “They’re in Charge of Everything”, US actor Alec Baldwin attends the 2018 Robert F. Kennedy Human Rights’ Ripple Of Hope Awards at New York Hilton Midtown on December 12, 2018 in New York City. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”—Chandler (Matthew Perry), Friends, 45.

It’s like saying, ‘Oh, you shifty Jew!’ Your argument is, ‘You know, black people, they shoot each other.’” – Ben Affleck, “Slapping the dog s— out of a ‘disrespectful’ woman might save her life.” – Glasses Malone, “If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.” – Jaden Smith, “I love giving the golden shower.
Please check your email to confirm your subscription. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.”—David Letterman, 5. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. (Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for TBS). “As you get older, three things happen.

She owns an advertising agency helping businesses to get closer to customers and stand out from competitors, word by word. My childhood was typical. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. The way she held herself, the way she made fun of herself. Living Out Loud (1998), 18 – “Hey look everybody! “Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. Picture: Ross Gilmore/Redferns/Harry Durrant/Getty Images “I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person.