To reach inner-city kids, he became a Hispanic teacher named Eric Cartmenez teaching the children how to cheat calculus. After laun The episode begins with Mrs. Garrison crying in front of her class as she recounts the story of a pregnant transsexual who appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show a week before the episode's release. The latest Tweets from Mr. Cartmenez (@PelesDUB): "Either dont put 2 teams that hate eachother in the same group or let them play in some other country fuckinn eh" She claims that having a baby makes her a woman and that Mrs. Garrison herself is still a man deep down inside. Eric Cartmen tries to become a calculus teacher. From Season 12 Episode 05, Eek, A Penis!. South Park's Eric Cartmen's alter ego. Eric Theodore Cartman, often referred to just by his surname, is a main character in the animated television series South Park, created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, and voiced by Parker. Eric Cartmanez starts his first day as a Calculus teacher in the inner-city. In "Eek, a Penis!" She then explains that she is no longer happy as a woman, but is unable to return to being a man because her penis was destroyed after her sex-change operation in a previous episode. Cartman is one of four central characters in South Park, along with Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick. Cartman first appeared, originally in prototypical form in a 1992 animated short Jesus vs. Frosty, and a 1995 animated short Jesus vs. Santa, and first appeared on television in the pilot episo