Garrison: You are the Jewish community! Sheila: You're upsetting the Jewish community!Mr. What? Howdy Ho. Yes, Mr. ... Alright, that does it. The Ultravibe Pleasure 2000.Stan: What's that?Cartman: I don't know but it sounds pretty sweet. (Mr. Garrison raises hand)
Mr. Hankey: Come. Mr. Hankey was the Christmas deity of South Park, taking the place of others, such as Frosty or Rudolph. We'll see you later, Kyle. We have to go to the mall and tell Santa Claus... How bout we sing, Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch, in D-minor? Garrison: Whatever. Right now, you're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad, mmmkay. "Golly, that isn't very nice." Mr. Hankey: Howdy-ho, Chef!
We committed him?
Quotes . South Park (1997) - S22E03 The Problem with a Poo - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. And Mr. Hankey definitely leaves his mark on his finale, too. a lonely Jew, on Christmas.Hanukkah is nice but why is itThat Santa passes over my house every year?And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkesInstead of Silent Night I'm singingHoo Hact Toh GaveeshAnd what the f**k is up with lighting all theseF**king candles tell me please? "The fact is, I couldn't sleep last night, so I took some Ambien. Stan: Hey come on guys. The next episode is "Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson": Stan joins a trip to Cartman's grandma's house where the Cartmans are happily surprised that Uncle Howard is able to show up, having broken out of … | Screw you guys, I'm going home. © 2020 TV Fanatic Don't you realize my son is Jewish?!Mr. A shoebox at one side of the stage starts to jump, and the lid pops off. It's hard to be a Jew, on Christmas.My friends won't let me join in any games.And I can't sing Christmas Carols or decorate a Christmas Tree.Or leave water out for Rudolf 'cause there's something wrong with me.My people don't believe in Jesus Christ divinity.I'm a Jew. Whatever... You're upsetting the Jewish community! Stan: You guys, I'm getting that John Elway football helmet for Christmas.Cartman: How do you know?Stan: 'Cause I looked in my parents' closet last night.Cartman: Yeah, well I sneaked around my mum's closet too and saw what I'm getting. - Mr. Hankey He is a jolly Poo that visits anyone on Christmas that has a lot of high fiber in their diets. It's hard to be a Jew, on Christmas.
It turns your brains into oatmeal." Kids! You ever take that stuff? South Park Season 1 Episode 9: "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" Quotes Kyle: You'll be sorry when you see me riding on Santa's sleigh with Mr. Hanky! Cornwallis: Howdy Ho! I mean, you're one screwed up little kid, do you understand? Officer Barbrady! Garrison: Can we get rid of all the Mexicans?Mayor McDaniels: No, Mr. Garrison, we cannot get rid of all the Mexicans.Mr. Cartman: How bout we sing, "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch," in D-minor?Kyle: I told you not to call my mom a bitch Cartman! You mean Mr. Hankey, right?Stan: Uh oh.
Sheila: How dare you include the Nativity in a school play? "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" is the fifteenth episode of the third season of the animated television series South Park and the 46th episode of the series overall. Summoned "Hooooooowdy ho!" A lonely Jew.I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew,On Christmas. South Park Season 4 Episode 17 Quotes. Mr. Hankey: Hoooowwwwwdy-ho!!! Best South Park Quotes. Talking poo is where I draw the line. You'll be sorry when you see me riding on Santa's sleigh with Mr... We want to commit our friend, Kyle, please. You have to meet the little nuggets, too. Chef: Say, where's Kyle?Stan: We committed him?Chef: Why?Cartman: Cause he kept seeing this brown piece of Christmas Poo everywhere that he went.Chef: Christmas Poo? About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us, Watch South Park Season 1 Episode 9 Online. Cartman, Stan: Whoa!! Defeated "You kids are disgusting." Garrison: ...So?Sheila: So what makes you think he should play Joseph of Arimathea?Mr. Garrison: Rats... Alright, that does it. Stan: We want to commit our friend, Kyle, please.Nurse: Reason?Kyle: I'm a clinically depressed fecalpheliac on Prozac.Nurse: Any allergies?Kyle: No.Nurse: Jacket! MR HANKEY SOUNDBOARD Mr Hankey soundboard with over 50 of his best quotes from South Park. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. This is our son, Cornwallis. Reason? Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Why? Everyone on stage gasps. I ... About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. "Well, that sure stinks." Gosh you sure do smell all nice and flowery. Mr. Garrison: It's not my fault you're raising him Pagan.Sheila: Jewish!Mr. I ... You guys, I'm getting that John Elway football helmet for Christ... Say, where's Kyle? Kyle: You'll be sorry when you see me riding on Santa's sleigh with Mr. Hanky!Cartman: You're not gonna ride on Santa's sleigh, 'cause you're a Jew, KYLE! Right now, you're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad, mmmkay. It's not my fault you're raising him Pagan. Jewish! Mr. Hankey: Howdy, folks. Mayor McDaniels: Are there any questions?(Mr. We have to go to the mall and tell Santa Claus what we want for Christmas.Cartman: Yeah. Kyle: Officer Barbrady!Officer Barbrady: What?Kyle: Is it illegal for Jewish people to eat Christmas snow?Officer Barbrady: Yes. "I'm here to spread cheer!" Talking p... How dare you include the Nativity in a school play? Mr. Hankey jumps up and floats in the air, surrounded by pixie dust. Garrison raises hand)Mayor McDaniels: Yes, Mr. Garrison?Mr. Guess there's no reason for you to come, since you don't get Christmas presents.Kyle: No, but I get Channukah presents for eight days.Cartman: Too bad it's usually a dreidel or something lame like that. An album of the same name consisting of versions of songs from the show as well as a number of additional songs was released the week prior to the episode's original air date, December 1, 1999. Screw you guys, I'm going home. You are the Jewish comm... Are there any questions? Garrison: Because it's Christmas? Don't you re... Hey come on guys. !I'm a Jew.