Wife does a great job at keeping them alive.

Thanks to everyone for all the jewels and things I know nothing about. EDIT 3: UPDATE - It’s now 21:09PM GMT, I did have my inbox down to about 900 at one point, but now it’s back up in the 4 digits. Is reddit buggy?

EDIT 4: Finally I’m able to read the comments and messages faster than they are coming in. I honestly didn’t think this TIFU post would blow up like my first post, but it seems to have done so much faster and on a much larger scale. Now, we just both take naps.

I'm gonna call it now and say that this will be one of the top posts of all time. I created an /AMA when this thread went down, if you relate to any of the topics close to me like diabetes, gaming, mental health, parenting etc then keep in touch. Get a constantly updating feed of breaking news, fun stories, pics, memes, and videos just for you.

That makes me so sad.

Right now OP is 2 hours in and at 22k. I tell her as much. She is fully triggered by the fact that I had the audacity to say that I was tired. The last few weeks have been less tense, it’s been nice. Yet the response to this post has caused him to surpass my 5 year history.

It’s the reddit equivalent of “don’t @ me” they always want you to reach out to them.

We all have those moments where we do something ridiculously stupid. This was one of those events where you laugh about it 5 minutes later. I thought it was slowing down, because it got to a point where I was reading messages faster than they were coming, and the number of notifications was going down. Today I Fucked Up is a community for the dumbass in all of us. Anybody else hear that? We can see ya now, man. Check out the link below smash that subscri. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. “I need your help, I’ve got nothing in the tank.” Or “I’m gassed up, how can I help”.

It’s been great to see this happen, and I’m sorry to those who thought Reddit was accepting casual racism for a brief moment. There is no escape.

EDIT 2: UPDATE - At around 20:20PM GMT, I opened up AlienBlue on my iPad to read these comments faster than on the official Reddit app, and when I started from there I had 934 unread messages. They who guilt trips a nap deserves a slap. I hope you enjoy! We’re totally sympathetic to each other but acknowledges I do the emotionally exhausting work in the family and he gets all the credit for the physically exhausting job (construction). Tonight we are going on a date so it's all good.

I'll figure it out and pay it forwards! Let’s see what I go back to now... Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/bnaceq/if_you_could_eliminate_a_race_within_the_year/.

My chin in the side profile bothers me more than anything people have called it unique, cute, ugly or weird.

Let us make each other feel better about ourselves. Heres something different we could do <3 https://www.reddit.com/r/Charity/comments/bbok3m/redditors_lets_do_something_different_for_charity/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x, This must have happened to my tinder account. I don't like notifications. Reddit has thousands of vibrant communities with people that share your interests.

M This happened last month during a staycation in the U.K. with my (25M) girlfriend’s (25F) family.

So it got me wondering, “Some of these races used to really get me super excited for them, now they’re just boring and far too controlled”.

Its leg day. Why you should join us: It's funny, interesting, cringe-worthy, laugh-causing, smile-inducing, feel-good, ridiculous, humor, humorous, humerus, stupid, cool, awesome, but mostly because it's the best community on reddit. Let someone be tired.. we're all tired. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts.

Its just one of those things and I thank them for putting in the hours. Let us make each other feel better about ourselves. She is most tired. Just doing my part Sgt. Dont feel mad at the mods, its a tough and thankless job and flooders/bots are a real PITA. This weekend I will celebrate with a nap! I’m really glad that I could make a lot of you smile and laugh today, that wasn’t the original intention, but it’s a great positive to take away from this experience!

I appreciate it but give to charity instead! Unfortunately for me, I am very anally retentive with things such as e-mails, texts, etc. I've missed you guys! BS, New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. Goodnight to you all, very bizarre experience today. We figured out we need to be specific.

Yeah it went from hilarious to sad pretty quick.

Make sure each other are ok every once in a while (if someone goes missing, like for more than a month....) - if you see someone struggling send them a message of support, even a stranger can help. I haven't had a single upvote or reply to anything.. my karma has been at 885 for as long as I can remember so I just figured I wasnt very interesting (still likely true!). It’s been like this since a … Wilson and I thank you xx.

Come and check it out! Came home to happy kids.

Anyway, I finally mailed the help team and found out my IP was accidentally mixed in with some action to take out spammers, if you can see this it's all sorted now (and if you cant, I'm still in my own little Truman show). Back down under 1000 left to go now, and it’s been a truly interesting experience.

Come and check it out!

Today I Fucked Up is a community for the dumbass in all of us. Finally they’ve subsided and I’m feeling really tired now, so I shall pick up reading and responding tomorrow. Press J to jump to the feed. We all have those moments where we do something ridiculously stupid.

that I must open every single one. But then, everything changed when the fire nat USA woke up.

It would actually play on my mind so badly that I wouldn’t be able to sleep if I didn’t open them, so I must open and read EVERY GODDAMN COMMENT. Unsuccessful. Naps should always be guilt free. Yeah I never understood the whole, "I work harder so I'm more tired and you can't be allowed to express your tiredness" or other similar stuff like that.

Heres a shameless pic of me with the best doggo in the world (and authentication for mods) - he listens to me even when you guys dont ;-) https://imgur.com/EgCbe6W, Stop giving me gold! Let us make each other feel better about ourselves. Thanks for joining me on this edition of Fun with Failure episode 39. Seriously the best. So much optimism, so much mute! I'm going to send him a message!

https://imgur.com/uko7whW, I think my reddit might be broken (or I’m not interesting) post, It’s posted in r/FreeKarma4U too and the fact that it got no karma either during that time makes me die of laughter, This whole thing is so sad and funny at the same time.

Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts, https://www.reddit.com/r/Charity/comments/bbok3m/redditors_lets_do_something_different_for_charity/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x.

:( I'm glad OP is seen now. Final edit: I am so thankful for my normal wife her normal, valid frustration with how I said what I said. WELCOME TO /r/TIFU! I'm trying to answer all of the questions but its difficult to keep up. Alternatively, find out what’s trending across all of Reddit on r/popular. I only see comments but I don’t see the opening post.

As of 19:42PM GMT, I still have over 600 responses to read through.

Gotta go put on my clean underpants! Edit 2: this is crazy!

Reddit gives you the best of the internet in one place. Shortly after posting, it transpired that the way I had asked the question could be perceived as...A little...’Hitlerish’. Come and check it out! Probably the worst thing to have to feel the need to do if you plan on making it to the front page. Yes. I am seriously sleep deprived right now, I have been awake since 16:00PM yesterday, being unable to sleep due to coughing fits. I think the funniest part is how many people are falling for this ruse/joke (twice!). Came home from the gym. I thought I heard something, but I'm not sure... :D. It’s weird. On da butt.

EDIT 5: Final edit, I’m now up to date with all my inbox now, 10:17AM. A: "It was hot as hell today, I know that is nothing compared to your job, but still. Yeah this post just made me super bummed even though OP seems fine. EDIT: Thank you for the gildings you’re all giving me, it’s rather overwhelming. Either one of us could have easily ended up with one of you nut cases on here.

Had to take a shower before bed. My husband and I quit the "who works harder" game years ago by mutual agreement.

Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. We learned this in premarital counseling actually and it has always stuck with me to never compare or “throw the kids on him right when he walks through the door”. Am screwed.

What makes this cool is that I wrote it while pooping before bed. It took too long to find this.

On the subreddit r/TIFU, people share stories about the ways they messed up, like shaving their balls or hiding in their girlfriend’s house during lockdown, or any other number of stories that sound completely insane.This tale from u/megs_wags actually sounds real to me, which makes it that much funnier. {17F} Wassup y’all! That's a lot of comments and stuff. Wife proceeds to tell me how she is the most tired because of kids. Press J to jump to the feed. Some of the posts are so involved and emotional too and .... just no reply im fkn ded, New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast.

Edit 2: my wife is the best. WELCOME TO /r/TIFU!

I also want to use this very brief soap box to raise awareness for mental health.

We all have those moments where we do something ridiculously stupid. It's ok to laugh with/at me :). Really cause it seems like obvious karma whoring to me. You have to TAKE it.".

Edit 3: Reddit is awesome. The best.

We also talk a lot about our tank and give early warnings. Holy shit, that's brutal. I choice 13 funny reddit stories from r/tifu. The original post has now made it to be #1 post of all time in r/Formula1 somehow. My wife and I constantly acknowledge eachothers hard jobs.

I love it.

Last month I started to try and see my own posts through guest accounts and figured out they weren't showing, I could still clearly see my comments and posts on my account.

Most of us here use Reddit as an escape, some people here have fewer friends irl than they do on the net.

I feel he knew what he was doing this entire time. Just a man trying to engage in communication over the internet. This makes me so sad.

Had full day at work too. TIL that a lot of you guys would not survive married life or kids.

That sounds healthy and reasonable.

Cant wait to tell my wife! I'm sorry, I lost it and have been laughing so hard. So I posed the question to r/Formula1 to ask their opinions also.

Edit: Seems people started upvoting his stuff since I posted this. Work isn't bad.

Took an opportunity to make this post since the message count was less than 100. I agree with this in order to ease the tension.

Thanks, reddit. Kids are exhausting but totally worth it.