Mr. Mackey Say Phillip, I just bought this new hybrid car. No, we were just wondering if, when you're all dead, we can use Newfoundland for a new global theme park. You think that's bad? You had no idea what you were doing and now you're trying to make it look like you won so that we won't set you adrift!

[Butters bites into the heart] I won't bite (Not that hard) Well, we could give Canada some small consolation pirize. Canada says "No more!" If they give you something small, will you end the strike? It's not a big deal. That's what we're striking for! Yesterday was supposed to be a day of appreciation and understanding!

Other countries have lots of money; we want, we want some of that money!

That's right: spirit!

Wow, I've seen all you guys on the Internet! So the little guy doesn't get pushed around anymore. Border Guard, Canada on strike! 04/18/2007. A Mister A- Abootman, you seem to- not understand how ...global economics works. [A conductor leads a group of singers] We even took three hours to rehearse this striking song! What is it that makes Canada so important? As you may or may not know, today is Canada Appreciation Day. Lumberjack 2 That's what we're striking for! [a girl watches the video] Don't you worry Every Canadian join me! Café 180 Patron

Aw damnit that's not news! We raise our middle fingers for you all to sit upon!

Nooooo! Then you'd better hurry. There aren't gonna be new shows! I'm not gonna look like an idiot! If you don't stand with your fellow Canadians, then you are a rat! Theorretical dollars? Ma'am, perhaps you don't recognize the Internet sensation Little Gay Kid from YouToob. You know!

Yeah, will you just end this thing now?!

Huh?

Canada is a real country that is featured, and parodied, often throughout the series. Man 4 Well we don't really have that much money. Tron Guy, Canadians

Script. You're the "What What (In My Asshole)" kid. Did you all forget about Afro Ninja? For those of you who don't remember or don't care, Canada has been striking for more money.

How come they never mention anything about us?! How are we supposed to make money on the Internet? There, you happy?! Dude, screw you. Are you gonna give Canada more money or what?! That's right; we're a very progressive couple. Ah, Mr. Abootman. All right! No more neglect! All the biggest Internet stars are here. I did. We want respect! We like hockey and nobody really pays any attention to us. Hu- how about- the Internet? It will be a few years before digital distribution of media on the Internet can be monetized to the extent that necessitates content producers to forego their fair value in more traditional media.

So give us some of that money! Man 1

You've got me over a barrel! [rolls down his window shade] Canadians: [large crowd] It's Canaada! Well Sneezing Panda is theoretically worth billions! Tom the Anchorman Nothing takes priority over Chocolate Rain. Just more money! [a man watches the video] I'll give you power This was a victory for Canada's respect. Terrance and Phillip are Canadian! This is the greatest victory in Canadian history.

Mr. Mackey comes out and stands in front of a big TV and between two bulky tower speakers. Husband and Wife You'd better shut your fuckin' mouth, Laughin' Baby! Do you really think you Danish can replace the Canadians? Le Petit Tourette.

South Park.

... South Park. Yeah, sure.

Join together! The Internet makes lots of money! We made a really successful thing on the Internet, and we'd like to collect our money.

Give it to me, if you please. God, they've replayed this one like eighty times now! Chocolate Rain Guy Huh, it somehow looses its punch after multiple viewings.

A Nun We want respect!

From Vancouver to St. John's [both locations are shown],

UN Delegates from Britain, Switzerland, France, and Japan But, while the Internet is new and exciting for creative people, it hasn't matured as a distribution mechanism to the extent that one should trade real and immediate opportunities for income for the promise of future online revenue.

You remember, of course, Numa Numa. Yeah, but you know, I learned something today. They said we have to give them money that we make on the Internet. Chocolate Rain has done gangbusters. Look, buddih, me and Phillip need to go home for a bit. We'll just have to stay resilient! Man 3 Yeah, we did it!

Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome. Wull, yeah, but everyone is dying of starvation. [Mounties march in a circle] And we will not bow a bunch! Together we can send a message! We'd have to put something up on the Internet that everyone would find fascinating. From Vancouver to St. John's [both locations are shown], Cartman It and its citizens have appeared often in many episodes. Look, guy, we are to stay strong!

Canadian Woman 2 Who are you exactly to authorize this strike?

Canada on Strike. Theoretically, I'm a millionaire.

My Internet thing was bigger than anybody's. [Butters floating in space] Ih-if you have a little fight

But this is taking too long, and Phillip is diabetic. Ah, hi.

What am I supposed to do with that?! That's right! Canadian Woman 1 In other news tonight, it the Internet video that has already seen over ten million views. [a hockey team] And with our fingers up your ass, [workers at The Canadian Maple Syrup Company] you won't be very psyched Celebrate, everyone! Oh please, Laughing Baby had more times as many views as you! [Pizza Nut] Canada on strike! Well, where we come from it's pretty cold too, ja. Kyle Don't give me that fat-cat fancy lip-wiggling! The students have been called to show up there. Look, ah, Stephen, Terranace and I were talking andeh, well it's, it's starting to look like maybe we're not gonna win this thing, you know? Warning This Article contains information marked as Mature.In other words, it will have an adult theme and contain scenes and storylines which are unsuitable for readers under 18 years of age.

[Flower Butters] I'm delicate like a flower, Give it to me, if you please I told you, I told you, listen, listensh, listen listen listen.

Mr. Mackey.

In the episode, the nation of Canada, feeling disrespected by the rest of the world, goes on a general strike, demanding money, spurring the boys to raise money by creating a viral video. A young confused-looking boy dancing and singing a song called "What What (In My Asshole)". S11 • E8. Remember the time I sang "La Cucaracha" for Paul McCartney?

When I became bigger than all you bitches. Canada On Strike. 21:59.

Season 12 E 4 • 04/02/2008.

His hat is like Kyle's].

My little brother is gonna die! Ike

One, two, three, four,Canada deserves more (money)! Well, how do other people make money on the Internet? "Canada on Strike" is the fourth episode in the twelfth season of the American animated television series South Park. Canada says "No more!" We want to talk to you about the strike. [from behind a big chocolate heart] It's okay Students, quiet please, m'kay? Who crowned you the top Internet star?! Damnit friends, don't you see? This strike affects everybody, fatass! We thought we could make money on the Internet. Butters Well they... act like they're giving Canada a lot so everyone thinks I did a good job? And our Bennigan's coupons and bubble gum is worth roughly... three thousand and eight dollars!

I told you we'd get to them sooner or later! My fellow Canadians, for two long we have been pushed around, and ridicules! Don't look at that.

If I fucked up and led everyone astray, the last thing I'm going to do and admit it! Female Reporter Leave her alone, I'm serious! One, two, three, four, Canada deserves more (money)!

Your Internet thing was so last year. M'kay, so we've been asked to show you a video from the World Canadian Bureau. I'm not your guy, friend! Woohoo! [they whip out their strike signs] Canada on strike! Weird Hat Guy
We won for future Canadians, guy. You've got me bent over a barrel with my tender ass just waiting to be pulverized by your thrusting manhood! Instead, Canada Appreciation Day was mocked worldwide!

All you bureacrats and corporate cats; Border Guard: Can all just take a hike!

Just be gentle Danish Woman God-damnit, when are they going to air new Terrance and Phillip shows?! Danish Man

What about all that Internet money?! I don't think so. What did I tell you?! Star Wars Kid Canada on strike!

It's time for Canada ...to strike! We'll win! No matter where you are,

We have to get Canada to end this strike!

Craig

Shh! Don't you get it?! [workers in the building drop syrup barrels from the upper floors] It's Canada! Don't worry, the strike is big news. Hey, we worked really hard to get this theoretical money! Full Ep. Clerk

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… Leave the panda alone! We're the ones you told to get Internet money.

This episode is currently unavailable on South Park Studios. Oh, here he goes with the ego again. [a trumpeter leans in and toots.

It's like the world doesn't respect Canada at all, eh? You want me to say it again?! Get ready for some chocolate pain, bitch!

May 2008 Featured Article Winner. I think that-. So when you think about it, we're the Canadians of Europe. And in other world news, the leader of Japan today is calling for an increase in military spending. [On TV at Café 180] If you are Canadian then you've got to do your part!

Man 2 Season 12 E 4 • 04/02/2008 ... As an increasing number of homeless people are begging for change all over South Park, the boys work to solve the homeless problem once and for all. Reporter Afro Ninja Watch Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle in all their foul-mouthed adventures. March out of the halls! Uh start the tape please?

You should care! We don't have much longer. It's the global world summit leaders. The blood will be on your hands.

The South Park Elementary school gym, day. Don't call me your guy! We totally think you should have more money. What abaout us?! Come on, friends, let's dance. Yes! Oh, negotiating hardball, are we?!

We can just watch American comedy. Stephen Abootman and his aides Take a number and wait with everyone else. Ahhh, ven you say "Canada is on strike," what exactly do you mean?

In a shocking turn of events, it now appears that thousands of people from Denmark are flooding into the United States with hopes of taking the place of the striking Canadians.
Guys, I'm really worried about my brother.

Terrance & Phillip Right. And finally tonight, a new development in the Canada strike. Can you act like you're giving him a lot? Canada On Strike.

Canada doesn't get enough money! You can't leave the picket line! "Honk if you support Canada" He- hey honey, watch this. When are they gonna get to the strike?! The 171st episode of the series overall, it first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on April 2, 2008. Huh, mere peanuts.

Stan

Well, we uh, we didn't get everything that we wanted, but... we nogotiated hard and... we got these... My friends. [Spaceman Butters] If you want it

Canada on strike! Peter Griffin, Internet Stars Most things in Canada are depicted as being square-shaped or rectangular, even wheels on automobiles. Go home?! Our resolve is strong!