Directed by Amy Heckerling. : Charley [to Mrs. Kelly] Great memorable quotes and script exchanges from the Johnny Dangerously movie on Quotes.net. ... Michael Keaton and Joe Piscopo play rival Mafia bosses, but once the novelty of that is introduced, it's already old. | This goes through armor. Because Johnny Dangerously is really Johnny Kelly, brother of the D.A., Tommy Kelly. They made it for him special. Organized crime has never been so disorganized!taglines Danny Vermin My sister kicked me in the balls once... [Leaving a crime scene with his sidekick, Dutch]. Le-what? I AM handicapped. Filming & Production Directed by Amy Heckerling. | Danny Vermin [objects] It's for the handicapped. Danny Vermin You shouldn't kick me in the balls, lady. : You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. : Danny Vermin I enjoy collecting protection money, putting whores to work, loan-sharking. : : Danny Vermin My grandmother shot me once... Danny Vermin It's an .88 Magnum. 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Johnny Dangerously Theatrical release poster by Drew Struzan Directed byAmy Heckerling Produced byMichael Hertzberg Screenplay by Harry Colomby Jeff Harris Story by Bernie Kukoff Norman Steinberg Starring Michael Keaton Joe Piscopo Marilu Henner Maureen Stapleton Peter Boyle Griffin Dunne Glynnis O'Connor Dom DeLuise Richard Dimitri Danny DeVito Music byJohn Morris CinematographyDavid M. Walsh Edited byPembroke J. These are a few of my favorite things. : I enjoy planting bombs in people's cars. : Laugh at us when they see us naked. You shouldn't have shot me, Johnny. Danny Vermin You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. Drain our energy. Set in the 1930s, an honest, goodhearted man is forced to turn to a life of crime to finance his neurotic mother's skyrocketing medical bills. 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