The boys tell a group of Earth Day organizers that they cannot help them out because they are going to a live Terrance and Philip show. When Scott tells Cartman about the Fort Collins Pube Fair, Cartman refuses to sell him back his pubes at a profit and hops on a bus. Alright boys, I've had just about enough of playing games.
The boys sneak into Terrance's dressing room in a hefty groupie's spandex pants. [shrugs] I don't know. Do not... believe it. You are doing great things. Our community is under attack!
By some exit doors is Heidi], Where? Discover and Share the best GIFs on Tenor. I don't wanna be here. A patron watches him enter and continues doing so until the scene ends]. Yeah well, she kinda called him out and said he could never get her to quit social media, and you know, you might say she's askin' for it. He's gonna get us. Yes, it's very disgusting, but I still try very hard to believe in the goodness of humanity. [footage is shown of her doing this, with a klieg light focused on her all the way down. Then I can see if we can pull your recipes up from Ike's computer, and that way we- Ike's computer! South Park © 2020 Comedy Partners. [makes way for Mr. Garrison], I seriously hold so much contempt for each and every one of you pieces of shit. I'll probably end up gettin' drunk and tryin' to suck his dick. As our ancestors did in days long ago, we must rise to defend our families.
You know for what! I was wrong. America, please listen to me. Stan? He'll ruin this country! I guess I didn't deserve a second chance. What's going on, Stephen? I am so fucked. You wanna vote for that douche?! The events surrounding his quitting Twitter were very suspicious. Please, if you care at all about the future of our country, vote for her. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. [It's from unknown] That shouldn't have come in. The children turn on each other trying to figure out who had head lice. I've tried to just ignore the trolls, but that only seems to make them attack me more. She really wants to put this country first. All Rights Reserved. IRS agent Kris Kristofferson shows up at Scott Tenorman's door looking for exactly ten dollars in back-taxes. She lands on a car and shatters, blood going all over the place. They fight. The first is a comment from a physician in Spain: "You go girl. You know what we did to Cartman! I tried getting on community message boards and swaying people's minds but... it always ends up with some asshole talking about vaginas and photoshopping a dick in my mouth. The hardest part is not having any followers. [Freja's casket is slowly brought to the altar outside the cathedral] A troll has come into our village and taken from us a beloved princess. I really tried to become a better person. ", In other news tonight, Danish gold medalist Freja Øllengård is the apparent victim of extreme trolling once again.
Hello, sir, we're conducting an investigation.
You wanna go somewhere? Yeah yeah, but 'member the 80s though? Come on, let's relax and' have some member berry pie.
Yeah, but this one's different. I swear she doesn't think anyone even notices. I saw Nancy Morris today. [relieved] Hoooh. At the chili carnival, Cartman reveals his master plan and exacts his horrifying. Do you know who I am? I'll get us a new computer tomorrow.
I was wrong, Stephen, I'm votin' for your guy. I was sure it was you. I'm starting to feel like life isn't gonna be so bad. Lice Head and a Liar. [before him are Kyle, Stan, Butters, and Token] The four of you were good friends with Eric Cartman, and yet none of you seem to know why he left social media. [Ike pauses his game and goes to his bed] You know, the school really wants us to keep talking to our kids about trolling on the Internet and how serious it is. [throws an air ball] From the 3-point line! The cops were here! Well I have a theory. [exults at his coup] He shoots, he scores! Except there's a new e-mail. He quickly rushes home again and sites next to Sheila on the couch. You weren't the only one. I AM GIVING you this! [gets an e-mail: "You have a Google alert!"
Tags: Kenny Lice Craig Bebe Cartman Stan Clyde Token Kyle Butters. That's where we're at today. [processes that reply] ...I did. [reaches into his glove compartment and pulls out a hammer called "Protocol Zero." We'd like to share some comments we've received, many from doctors who believe your Web site is saving lives. I am not a good person, period.
[tries it and eats] Wow, that's really good. What he is saying is simply not true. He clicks OK and reads] "meet me under the freemont bridge. I am so fucked. All Rights Reserved. Why does everything suck this hard?
Delete the account, not the e-mails! After that he opens up the computer and pulls out the hard drive. A selfie of her sitting at a counter. [he reads the e-mail. I don't know what's wrong with people in this town. Tired of Washington failing us while they pat their own backs. Just try and stay focused no matter what your opponent says. What the fuck are you doing?!
Everyone wants member berries these days. Cartman tries to train a pony to bite off Scott Tenorman's wiener. You're an inspiration." [Clinton's aides watch from a back room] I will fuck this country up beyond repair. Cartman holds a meeting to rally support for his cause -- bringing the Scott Tenormans of the world to justice. It's the day of the festival, and both Terrance and Phillip arrive without realizing the other will be there. Everything sucks. [panics] Oh God... You dip your French fries in the sweet & sour sauce? 'Member Tattooine? Cartman stakes out Scott Tenorman's house with Uncle Jimbo and Ned, who quickly become distracted by the scenery. You don't even wanna know the shit I've done! ...My opponent is a liar and he cannot be trusted. [spins around and points at Ike] You? Comedy Central. [more cheers]. Four of the seven boys who destroyed Cartman's electronics are in PC Principal's office.] Cartman tries to humiliate Scott by screening an interview of Scott's favorite band, Radiohead. Oh God! [munches on a fry] Do you want me to show you?
Completely confused and with shit for choices? The Stotches come clean about their horrible secrets and lies. Her natural hair color must be clear. Season 11 E 3 • 03/21/2007. Oh God! It says the same thing the note did] "I know who you are." Yes, you do. Fuck, oh fuck, why the fuck does it have to be her? And that is from Dr. Juerdior Titsgo [Freja is alarmed at the name], in Spain. No evidence, clear history. [South Park Elementary, day. South Park and all related titles, logos and characters are trademarks of Comedy Partners. Oh God! [on the toilet seat] Oh my God! She has a different hair color. The first Presidential debate, with moderator Lester Holt. I have scissored with another woman when I had a sex change! Uhm, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. [there's fear in Gerald's face] The four-time girls' medal winner took her own life after jumping 17 floors off the balcony of her building.
I thought if a computer isn't working, you try and get it fixed. Most people that quit Twitter leave at least three paragraphs stating that they're quitting Twitter before they quit Twitter. [Stan's room. He sits on his bed looking at selfies of Wendy on his phone. He's comin'.
A car appears and slows down]. [Gerald walks into the bar and watches the report], The athlete from Denmark has been the target of relentless online attacks that began with the troll skankhunt42. [shows him Cartman's picture from Photo Day]. Good. He's not part of the conversation.
Nonono, 'member the 90s? 'Member the 80s? ], Paul, Danish women's volleyball champion Freja Øllengård has been pronounced dead outside her apartment in Copenhagen.
Do you know who I am, Ike?
Our first question is for you, sir. Shit! [Randy walks up to the bed] Everything's upside down.
Get over it. I just saw a new poll that says more and more of you are thinking about voting for that douche! Again. A lot of people like what he has to say, alright? [Heidi smiles]. Whatever he says, just respond with "My opponent is a liar, and he cannot be trusted.". What if you can access my e-mail account from this computer through iCloud?
[he looks up. Is wrong with you people?!
A selfie of her at a beach making a victory sign with her right index and middle fingers. Cartman comes up with a completely and totally new plan. There are berries as far as the eye can see.]. Okay, what?! No, because they didn't know each other's IP addresses. I am a complete jackass, and I have made a giant mistake here. What this troll doesn't realize is that we have been planning our own attack. [gruff whisper] Eric. 'Member? Wendy on her bed reading a book and smiling at the camera. He turns away from the mic] OHHHH JEEEZ, Ike, got a minute? Another selfie of her in the sun. If I go to iCloud, my e-mails are deleted. I loooved Goonies. Clyde is nervous that he will get exposed. [the crowd cheers his honesty, which stuns him] Nononono, nononono, why are you clapping? Oh, the trash compactor.
[cheers from the studio audience.]. Cartman pays a visit to Scott Tenorman, in order to try and get his money back. [guides him into the park. I'm not the guy you want going to Russia to negotiate with Putin.
'Member Chunk? Okay? Hi, 'member Goonies? [sweeps his hand across his desk and knocks a stack of papers to the floor]. 9 am tomorrow." No, no!
South Park S11 E1. Radiohead receives Cartman's heartfelt plea for them to play in South Park. [rubs the back of his neck] Yeah, everything sucks. The bought them from Scott Tenorman. Nobody's getting along. [turns back to the computer and works on his account] Delete! [thinks of the Biblical sense] Not like that, smartass! We have a gender war on our hands! [watching on his computer, holding a glass of wine] Nice. Murdering Murderers Confess - Video Clip | … Hello Florida! Don't you get it, Randy? For fuck's sake, please. [stands up again] She doesn't mean what she's saying.
Why would an e-mail to me have come in if I deleted everything? Oh shit oh my God! But uh, now this troll is being copied by other trolls who are all dog piling to see if they can get her to quit and, well God only knows what they're gonna do tonight. He rushes home and runs up to his office. They seem so lonely. Don't let trolling stop you." She, she's not as bad as you think, I promise. [pushes Ike out of the way and gets to work] My computer is off the network, and, and this computer didn't mirror that computer, but they did share the same Time Machine schedule, so then, would any of my files be accessible? 00:52. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Jimbo and Ned give advice. Stop thinking that I'm anything more than a douche in over his head. HA!
It must be so awful for you to create a Web site for women like yourself who are breat-cancer survivors and these... monsters get on and somehow make light of it.